Michael Lucas offers a tongue-in-cheek look at the adult film business many tongues, many cheeks in

Director's Uncut, the ninth video from Lucas Entertainment (four scenes, 95 minutes). Playing a greedy and

unscrupulous porno director, Lucas appears in three hot scenes, including a long session with cutie-pie

Michel Mattel. The film also boasts two scorching scenes with horse-hung Lucas discovery Chad Hunt. Here's a

guide to the post-modern twists and turns of the story:

Scene One:

Michael Lucas and his assistant, Mitch Ryder, hold a "casting couch" audition for audition for blond

Aussie Todd Willard. Todd strips, then Lucas and Ryder put him through the paces topping Ryder, then letting

first Ryder, then Lucas, fuck his round little butt. After Todd leaves, we find out that Lucas had already

finished casting his new film before Todd got there.

Scene Two:

Lucas is at work, directing a scene between Chad Hunt and toned newcomer Jessie Bryce. Before the shoot

begins, Lucas asks Chad if he would be willing to anchor a three-way scene the next day as well, and Chad

agrees. The scene begins, and tattooed love-boy Chad gives it long and hard to Jessie, who whimpers as he

tries to accommodate Chad's mammoth tool. After the shoot, Lucas promises Chad he'll pay him after the

orgy.

Scene Three:

Lucas directs the three-way, which kicks off with Mark Derek and Roberto Del Toro teaming up to service

Chad's monster. As Chad fingers Mark's smooth, copper-toned ass, Lucas gets aroused and decides to join the

action. The fourway pairs off, with Lucas plowing Mark and Chad taking on Roberto. After they warp, Lucas

pays Chad for only one scene instead of two. Chad is furious. Mark overhears the discussion.

Scene Four:

Already warned by Mark about Lucas's deceitfulness, Michel Mattel arrives at Lucas's apartment. Lucas cuts

his salary in half too, but Mattel accepts it and suggests they practice for the big scene they're supposed

to shoot tomorrow_the grand finale of the film-within-a-film. (The two of them have already shot the film's

expensive cover art.) Cock-hungry Mattel happily takes Lucas's long pole all the way up his lily-white ass.

But while Lucas is out, Mattel takes off, with his money. Lucas has gotten what he deserves.